BAD HEADLINES

A fresh batch of supposedly true headlines from newspapers in the U.S. and around the world.
-=March Planned For Next August
-=Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
-=L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
-=Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
-=Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
-=Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
-=Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
-=20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
-=If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
-=Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
-=Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
-=Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years